Dude, actually it's none of my business to warn you away from reckless speculation. But just this once I’ll be the enabler of your bad conscience. Let’s throw caution to the wind and think about laying down a bitch with your new date in Florida and take an often look at your laptop, see how your 100,000 USD bought stucks are growing minute by minute! estimate the few hours later with the same increasing rate, and get into action with your girlfriend! after two or three adorable shots (if you are that kind of hard!) lay back again and relax, open your laptop and... what the fuck??? how the nasty market could crash in just one and a half hour?!!