A man was frightened to fly but at last he tried once and became a part of history, cause the airline had no accident since then and that time significantly crashed. in the way back home from grave, his wife was thinking how would her husband feel getting informed the captain of nasty plane was her ex-boyfriend for lifetime. suddenly a voice whispered in her ear, no matter I'm fucking the hostess here and the captain is pretty good with someone else!
take it easy or it'll blow up your mind...